Good morning, monsters,

This month is kicking off with an explosion of wood and stone.

A veritable cacophony of carpentry.

Crashing and echoing back from millions of pieces of gold, trinkets and treasure.

If you listen you can hear it.*

That’s the current track called “The Grand Kobold Bazaar.”

The art of planned chaos, this week brought to you by the Kobolds on level 8.

Exciting news as they have begun work on creating the Bazaar among the treasure mounds, prior to OSAID’s** return.

Let’s meet a few of the merchants that have been funded by gold from Patrons within the Dungeon Community!

Quimkauc Leadtongue, the Grand Bazaar’s source for premier fancy capes.

Get your fortune read from the beetle shells, and suspicious cookies, at Keska Sayyin’s booth. (It’s really more about the atmosphere. Everyone just HAS to get a cookie beetle shell fortune from Keska at least once.)

Want to redecorate, but don’t even know it yet? Sliver Moonie does. Find out how your home looks now, visit Sliver Moonie’s woven blanket.

Want your fortune read, but also get a fancy beverage and probably a cookie you can eat? You can visit Bibimbap’s booth.

And finally, Feesto is a warrior who’s won life through meditation and discipline, and you can too at his meditative spa and dojo!

This is just the beginning, more shops and ideas to come. Like for example, they want a Pickle Barrel of their own. Love the idea, but we gotta see how the treasury looks after all this gets built though before we get ourselves another PB.

However, if you, or a loved dungeon master friend, would like a Pickle Barrel for their own dungeon, I would highly recommend talking to the pickle pimp, er prince, er pirate, er…The Pickled One himself, Bacil the Fabulous Fermenter, official patron of Viva La Dungeon and a high-caliber world-building mage. Visit him in the Wizard Sea!

* If you have a working Dungeon Conch, it improves the audio by +3

** Oh Shit It’s a Dragon.

All the news you get from this newsletter, is from The Dungeon, a world being actively created by Me, The GreedMaw and a community of Monsters.

We are working towards Kickstarting the “Viva La Dungeon!” board game which is set in the Dungeon universe.

But we’ve realized there are a few major milestones we need to reach along the way.

The first milestone was launching The Dungeon Patreon.

The Patreon is the doorway to the Dungeon.

It’s where we will be revealing more and more of the Dungeon’s world.

$5 a month, you get a unique Dungeon sticker each month.

$10 a month, you get the sticker AND a numbered and signed collectible print* each month.

And both come with the story, design journals and more that I will be writing every week for subscribers only and access to the Dungeon’s Discord community where you can participate in more of the Lich’s games.

If you dig this jam, you should join in.

More news to come as we continue to lay out the Dungeon’s future for you.

OH! We are now on Facebook if you’d like to give us a follow there….The Dungeon on Facebook.

I cast “Positive Vibes” as we hit stop on the Dungeon playlist.

Accept only magic, my friends,
Lich

* You must sub for a full month before you get a numbered & signed print, so the first month you sub you get a non-numbered & signed print.